Sarah LilMonster

I’m 20 years old and i can’t get a better job than at a fast food place; it’s the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i’m socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i’d complain, but my boss only cares about money. i’d leave, but i can’t pass my drivers test, or any test i’ve ever taken. i’m in love with one of my only friends. she’s a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle. but, i’m stuck in the friend zone. my only other friend is this guy, who i’m pretty sure only talks to me, because he’s mentally retarded. and to top it off, i live in a pineapple under the sea.

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “now that you can see the world, will you marry me?” The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying….. “Just take care of my eyes dear.” i’ll always love you forever..

Girl: Heyy:) BOY:hey GIRL: I like you:) BOY: wow. GIRL: What?? you don’t like me???? BOY: no GIRL: wow you are so nice :’( BOY: why are you crying?? GIRL: You don’t like me :’( BOY: well you never asked if i love you:) GIRL: well do you?! BOY: Lol no. ME: Haha

I’m in love with a zombie.
Cant keep his hands off me.
I think hes looking at me,
but hes looking right through me.

You think your so cool boy,
blood rushin through my veins now.
Do you want me for my body?
Do you want me for my brain?

I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy, but his heart is so cold)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy, but his heart is so cold,cold,cold, cold.)
Freezing, freezing. got my heart beating, beating.
cold. So freezing, freezing. got my heart beating, beating.

I’m in love with a zombie.
When he put his hands on me,
sent chills through my body.
But then he dont call me.
And i know that he like me, cause hes chasing me nightly.
And i want him to bite me, cause i know im gonna like it, like it,like it, like it.

I’im in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy, but his heart is so cold)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy, but his heart is so cold,cold,cold, cold.)
Freezing, freezing. got my heart beating, beating.
cold. So freezing, freezing. got my heart beating, beating.

Cold, cold, cold, so freezing. Got my heart beating, beating.
cold, cold, so freezing, freezing. got my heart beating, beating.

Baby all i want is an answer when i walk past yah,
why you gonna act like im casper?
Every boy wanna know,irresestable,kissable,but you think im the invisible girl.
Keep it on a low, we be creepin, freakin, got me feeling nice so ah ah.
Tryna keep cool, hearts beatin, your hearts freezin,but i still want yah,ah ah.

I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy, but his heart is so cold)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy)
I’m in love with a zombie (boy, but his heart is so cold,cold,cold, cold.)
Freezing, freezing. Cold, cold, cold.
cold…cold…cold….freezing…freezing….cold…cold…cold.

Every single person who reblogs this by midnight will get a nice message, that might make them smile in their ask… no matter how many notes it gets.

Me going to the kitchen to drink water at night:

Accurate.

Last night was a thriller,
was a killer, was a damn good time.
I met a pretty girl and I wanted to make her mine.
So I took her for a walk and damn, that girl could talk.
We talked about all the pretty things and
all the shitty things and all the little things that fall between.

And oh, pretty girl.
I know that I just met you,
but I might just dare to say that I love you.
And oh, sweet perfection.
Won’t you hear my one confession?
I’ve been lost, but dear, I’m found.

I’ve been looking for a girl that’s just like you.
You got words to say but no point to prove.
You got me and that’s enough for you.
And girl, I got you.

I’ve been looking for a heart that’s so complete
So satisfied with the little things.
I got you and that’s enough for me.
So girl, can’t you see that you and me 
could be so free and live happy?
So take my hand and let’s run.

And oh, pretty girl.
I know that I just met you,
but I might just dare to say that I love you.
And oh, sweet perfection.
Won’t you hear my one confession?
I’ve been lost, but dear, I’m found.
But dear, I’m found.

For Yu Jasmine <3

         Pokemon

 Bulbasaur,Ivysaur, Venusaur

 Charmander,Charmeleon,Charizard

 Squirtle,Wartortle,Blastoise

Caterpie,Metapod,Butterfree

 Weedle,Kakuna,Beedrill

 Pidgey,Pidgeotto,Pidgeot

 Rattata,Raticate

 Spearow,Fearow

 Ekans,Arbok

 Pikachu,Raichu

 Sandshrew,Sandslash

 Nidoran(female),Nidorina,Nidoqueen,Nidoran(male),Nidorino,Nidoking

 Clefairy,Clefable

 Vulpix,Ninetales

 Jigglypuff,Wigglytuff

 Zubat,Golbat

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 Venonat,Venomoth

 Diglett,Dugtrio

 Meowth,Persian

 Psyduck,Golduck

 Manke,Primeape

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 Poliwag,Poliwhirl,Poliwrath

 Abra,Kadabra,Alakazam

 Machop,Machoke,Machamp

 Bellsprout,Weepinbell,Victreebel

 Tentacool,Tentacruel

 Geodude,Graveler,Golem

 Ponyta,Rapidash

 Slowpoke,Slowbro

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 Farfetch’d

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 Seel,Dewgong

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Onix

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 Chansey

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 Kangaskhan

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 Mewtwo,Mew